Don't worry, the sky isn't falling down
Those aren't scattered shards of stars on the ground
Ignore the man with clouds sticking out of his head
Ignore seeing that beautiful blue turning red
Just listen to me, the voice on your phone
Don't think about all that, this is The Truth Zone
See this picture? The sky is perfectly clear
And look at these memes, you have nothing to fear
Just sleep and dream of those twinkling stars
No need to wonder where they are.
– SR Romney 2026
Shame on The Universe 