I like to talk to the girl in my head
It's better than leaving my thoughts unsaid
She's there because I needed a good friend
With patience and a lot of time to spend
See, no one really likes to talk with me
They say I always blab annoyingly
Since she's stuck up here with nowhere to go
She loves being a guest on my talk show
So I just chat,and yap, and blab and jaw.
She will smile, or smirk, or even guffaw.
And when our talk is done, she takes a nap
Until I wake her up once more to yap
She is really nice, but one thing I lack
Is someone who's able to answer back
– SR Romney 2026
Shame on The Universe 
What do you think?